Just because a subject is serious doesn’t mean it doesn’t have plenty of absurdities.
P. J. O'ROURKESometimes the right response to evil is an appeal to powerful and effective social organization – an appeal to civilization itself.
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As a former writer for the ‘National Lampoon,’ I’ve probably contributed to the sea of sarcasm in which we live.
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By the end of the 1950s, American cars were so reliable that their reliability went without saying even in car ads. Thousands of them bear testimony to this today, still running on the roads of Cuba though fueled with nationalized Venezuelan gasoline and maintained with spit and haywire.
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The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
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If you think health care is expensive now, just wait ’til it’s free.
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Regulation creates a moral hazard.
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Death is so important that God visited death upon his own son, thereby helping us learn right from wrong well enough that we may escape death forever and live eternally in God’s grace.
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Supposedly, summer vacation happens because that’s when the kids are home from school, although having the kids home from school is no vacation. And supposedly the kids are home from school because of some vestigial throwback to our agricultural past.
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Mikhail Gorbachev was the Jimmy Carter of the Communist bloc. The Russians hate him.
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The C student starts a restaurant. The A student writes restaurant reviews.
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The young are adept at learning, but even more adept at avoiding it.
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Call a man ‘ignorant,’ and you have license to show the world your vast fund of knowledge and wise him up.
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Politics is the attempt to achieve power and prestige without merit.
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I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a ‘learning experience.’ Then again, I like to think of anything stupid I’ve done as a ‘learning experience.’ It makes me feel less stupid.
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You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they’re going.
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Ideology, politics and journalism, which luxuriate in failure, are impotent in the face of hope and joy.
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