Whenever I have a bad day I just think of these people.
OZZY OSBOURNEI’ll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.
More Ozzy Osbourne Quotes
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I cannot turn down this incredible honor twice.
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Somebody said to me this morning, ‘To what do you attribute your longevity?’ I don’t know. I mean, I couldn’t have planned my life out better.
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I’m about caring, I’m about people, and I’m about entertaining people. I’m a family man. A husband. A father.
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It’s all part of my journey – I’ve done a lot of stupid things, but you learn by your mistakes.
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I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn’t want to see my kids do the same thing.
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To be a liar, you’ve got to have a great memory, and I don’t have a memory.
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I can’t do anything in moderation.
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I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that’s OK – the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
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I mean, the heavy metal from the Seventies sounds nothing like the stuff from the Eighties, and that sounds nothing like the stuff from the Nineties. Who’s to say what is and isn’t a certain type of music?
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What is this? It’s music to get a brain seizure by.
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I’ll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.
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They say military have the so-called ‘secret intelligence’ – this amount of intelligence must be very secret, since I’ve never seen any intelligent military person, nor I have seen any sense in the bloody stupid wars.
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When you’re young, you’re stupid. You do silly things.
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I have a saying. ‘Never judge a book by its cover’. I say that because I don’t even know who Ozzy is. I wake up a new person every day.
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Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
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