I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that’s OK – the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
OZZY OSBOURNEBy all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I’ve lived the last 30 years!
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Somebody said to me this morning, ‘To what do you attribute your longevity?’ I don’t know. I mean, I couldn’t have planned my life out better.
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I can’t do anything in moderation.
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I have a genuine love affair with my audience. When I’m on stage they’re not privileged to see me. It’s a privilege for me to see them.
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What is the world coming to?
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I’m about caring, I’m about people, and I’m about entertaining people. I’m a family man. A husband. A father.
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Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most.
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It’s all part of my journey – I’ve done a lot of stupid things, but you learn by your mistakes.
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I’m a very simple man. You’ve got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off… and the nightmare continues.
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I’ve been a lot of other things over the years, which we don’t really want to talk about.
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I used to fantasize that Paul McCartney would marry my sister.
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Whenever I have a bad day I just think of these people.
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I’ll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.
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By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I’ve lived the last 30 years!
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I wish I didn’t have to perform ‘Iron Man’ every night.
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They say military have the so-called ‘secret intelligence’ – this amount of intelligence must be very secret, since I’ve never seen any intelligent military person, nor I have seen any sense in the bloody stupid wars.
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