L.A.’s not a good place to grow old.
OZZY OSBOURNEWhen you’re young, you’re stupid. You do silly things.
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Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
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What is the world coming to?
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I couldn’t be a royal. It’s like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl.
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You gotta be really careful what you bite off. Don’t bite off more than you can chew. It’s a dangerous world.
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I’ll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.
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I used to fantasize that Paul McCartney would marry my sister.
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I’ve been a lot of other things over the years, which we don’t really want to talk about.
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I have a genuine love affair with my audience. When I’m on stage they’re not privileged to see me. It’s a privilege for me to see them.
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Whenever I have a bad day I just think of these people.
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I’m dyslexic, I have attention-deficit disorder, and I’ve got something like a hereditary tremor.
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By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I’ve lived the last 30 years!
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Somebody said to me this morning, ‘To what do you attribute your longevity?’ I don’t know. I mean, I couldn’t have planned my life out better.
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I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that’s OK – the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
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It’s all part of my journey – I’ve done a lot of stupid things, but you learn by your mistakes.
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I’m a very simple man. You’ve got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off… and the nightmare continues.
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