By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I’ve lived the last 30 years!
OZZY OSBOURNEI got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that’s OK – the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
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Whenever I have a bad day I just think of these people.
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I used to fantasize that Paul McCartney would marry my sister.
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I’m about caring, I’m about people, and I’m about entertaining people. I’m a family man. A husband. A father.
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I’m dyslexic, I have attention-deficit disorder, and I’ve got something like a hereditary tremor.
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L.A.’s not a good place to grow old.
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To be a liar, you’ve got to have a great memory, and I don’t have a memory.
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When you’re young, you’re stupid. You do silly things.
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I mean, the heavy metal from the Seventies sounds nothing like the stuff from the Eighties, and that sounds nothing like the stuff from the Nineties. Who’s to say what is and isn’t a certain type of music?
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I have a saying. ‘Never judge a book by its cover’. I say that because I don’t even know who Ozzy is. I wake up a new person every day.
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I’ll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.
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I’m a very simple man. You’ve got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off… and the nightmare continues.
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Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
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I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that’s OK – the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
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I’ve been a lot of other things over the years, which we don’t really want to talk about.
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It’s all part of my journey – I’ve done a lot of stupid things, but you learn by your mistakes.
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