I’ll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.
OZZY OSBOURNEI got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that’s OK – the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
More Ozzy Osbourne Quotes
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I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn’t want to see my kids do the same thing.
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I used to fantasize that Paul McCartney would marry my sister.
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Whenever I have a bad day I just think of these people.
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I’ve been a lot of other things over the years, which we don’t really want to talk about.
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I wish I didn’t have to perform ‘Iron Man’ every night.
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Somebody said to me this morning, ‘To what do you attribute your longevity?’ I don’t know. I mean, I couldn’t have planned my life out better.
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What is the world coming to?
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I can’t do anything in moderation.
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Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most.
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Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
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I couldn’t be a royal. It’s like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl.
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All that stuff about heavy metal and hard rock, I don’t subscribe to any of that. It’s all just music.
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I mean, the heavy metal from the Seventies sounds nothing like the stuff from the Eighties, and that sounds nothing like the stuff from the Nineties. Who’s to say what is and isn’t a certain type of music?
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I knew it was time to get off of reality TV when someone asked me if I sang as well as acted.
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Rock music is not meant to be perfect.
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