I’ll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.
OZZY OSBOURNEI got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that’s OK – the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
More Ozzy Osbourne Quotes
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I’m a very simple man. You’ve got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off… and the nightmare continues.
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I cannot turn down this incredible honor twice.
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Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
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I couldn’t be a royal. It’s like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl.
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I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that’s OK – the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
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I wish I didn’t have to perform ‘Iron Man’ every night.
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You gotta be really careful what you bite off. Don’t bite off more than you can chew. It’s a dangerous world.
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Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most.
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I’m about caring, I’m about people, and I’m about entertaining people. I’m a family man. A husband. A father.
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What is this? It’s music to get a brain seizure by.
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It’s all part of my journey – I’ve done a lot of stupid things, but you learn by your mistakes.
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To be a liar, you’ve got to have a great memory, and I don’t have a memory.
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They say military have the so-called ‘secret intelligence’ – this amount of intelligence must be very secret, since I’ve never seen any intelligent military person, nor I have seen any sense in the bloody stupid wars.
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Rock music is not meant to be perfect.
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Whenever I have a bad day I just think of these people.
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