I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that’s OK – the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
OZZY OSBOURNEAll that stuff about heavy metal and hard rock, I don’t subscribe to any of that. It’s all just music.
More Ozzy Osbourne Quotes
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I’ll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.
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I can’t do anything in moderation.
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Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
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I’m about caring, I’m about people, and I’m about entertaining people. I’m a family man. A husband. A father.
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I wish I didn’t have to perform ‘Iron Man’ every night.
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Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most.
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By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I’ve lived the last 30 years!
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I’ve been a lot of other things over the years, which we don’t really want to talk about.
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I knew it was time to get off of reality TV when someone asked me if I sang as well as acted.
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I used to fantasize that Paul McCartney would marry my sister.
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You gotta be really careful what you bite off. Don’t bite off more than you can chew. It’s a dangerous world.
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Rock music is not meant to be perfect.
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I mean, the heavy metal from the Seventies sounds nothing like the stuff from the Eighties, and that sounds nothing like the stuff from the Nineties. Who’s to say what is and isn’t a certain type of music?
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Somebody said to me this morning, ‘To what do you attribute your longevity?’ I don’t know. I mean, I couldn’t have planned my life out better.
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L.A.’s not a good place to grow old.
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