Whenever my patient begins to count the carriages in her funeral procession I subtract 50 per cent from the curative power of medicines.
O. HENRYTurn up the lights. I don’t want to go home in the dark.
More O. Henry Quotes
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Of habit, the power that keeps the earth from flying to pieces; though there is some silly theory of gravitation.
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It ain’t the roads we take; it’s what’s inside of us that makes us turn out the way we do.
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He studied cities as women study their reflections.
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There is this difference between the grief of youth and that of old age; youth’s burden is lightened by as much of it as another shares; old age may give and give, but the sorrow remains the same.
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Men to whom life had appeared as a reversible coat – seamy on both sides.
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My advice to you, if you should ever be in a hold up, is to line up with the cowards and save your bravery for an occasion when it may be of some benefit to you.
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It’s said that love makes the world go around. Let me tell you, the announcement lacks verification. It’s the wind from the dinner horn that does it.
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I’ve got some of my best yarns from park benches, lamp posts and newspaper stands.
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There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.
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O all who give and receive gifts, such as they are wisest. Everywhere they are wisest. They are the magi.
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Young artists must pave their way to Art by drawing pictures for magazine stories that young authors write to pave their way to Literature.
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It gives men courage and ambition and the nerve for anything. It has the colour of gold, is clear as a glass and shines after dark as if the sunshine were still in it.
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You can’t appreciate home till you’ve left it, money till it’s spent, your wife till she’s joined a woman’s club, nor Old Glory till you see it hanging on a broomstick on the shanty of a consul in a foreign town.
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Life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.
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Turn up the lights. I don’t want to go home in the dark.
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