By rights you’re a king. If I was you, I’d call for a new deal.
O. HENRYTurn up the lights. I don’t want to go home in the dark.
More O. Henry Quotes
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When I see a shipwreck, I like to know what caused the disaster. I learned nothing but the glow that wrapped her face when the soup came. That’s the story.
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O all who give and receive gifts, such as they are wisest. Everywhere they are wisest. They are the magi.
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He studied cities as women study their reflections.
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If man knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they’d never marry.
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A story with a moral appended is like the bill of a mosquito. It bores you, and then injects a stinging drop to irritate your conscience.
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To a woman nothing seems quite impossible to the powers of the man she worships.
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A good story is like a bitter pill, with the sugar coating inside of it.
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There was clearly nothing to do but flop down on the shabby little couch and howl. So Della did it. Which instigates the moral reflection that life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.
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What else can you expect from a town thats shut off from the world by the ocean on one side and New Jersey on the other?
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What is the world at its best but a little round field of the moving pictures with two walking together in it?
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East is East, and West is San Francisco, according to Californians. Californians are a race of people; they are not merely inhabitants of a State.
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When a man begins to be hilarious in a sorrowful way you can bet a million that he is dyeing his hair.
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There is a saying that no man has tasted the full flavor of life until he has known poverty, love, and war.
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History is bright and fiction dull with homely men who have charmed women.
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A burglar who respects his art always takes his time before taking anything else.
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