I’m trying very hard not to connect with people right now.

I once hosted the non-televised portion of the People’s Choice Awards.
MOIRA ROSE
If airplane safety videos have taught me anything, it’s that a mother puts her own mask on first.
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Airplane Mask Mother Safety Teaching
The world is falling apart around us and I’m dying inside.
MOIRA ROSE

Die Failure Inside World
There once was a radiant young actress who dreamed of having two sons.
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Good men always win.
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Goodness One Liner Win
I have lost all my skills, and now I know how it feels to be utterly helpless like you and your sister.
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Helpless Lost Sister Skill
I was worried sick, dear! ‘Where’s David? Or his bags?
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Are we terrible parents?
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Parents Terrible
You are blind to reality and for that I am most proud.
MOIRA ROSE

Blind Proud Reality
As much as I would love to contribute to the population growth of this town by way of teen pregnancies I must decline.
MOIRA ROSE

Contribution Decline Population Pregnant
We all have to go, David, unless you have some special excuse.
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Did I used to have a drinking problem?
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Drink Alcohol
I will not relive that bullying nightmare.
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Bullying Nightmare
Alexis, don’t be ridiculous. That’s exactly the kind of paranoia that makes me weary of spending time with you.
MOIRA ROSE
I was worried sick, dear! ‘Where’s David? Or his bags?
MOIRA ROSE

She Women
You are bored, lethargic and practically dripping with ennui.
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