“You’ve got a million ways to make me laugh”

NOTHING can/will define me! Free to be EVERYTHING!!!

It’s so much easier to know who you are when there aren’t a thousand people telling you who they think you are.

I take a hiatus every now and again, but I’m not good at that.

I love to sleep. I’d sleep all day if I could.

I like to think of myself as the girl that no one can get, that no one can keep in their hand.

I’m just a girl, With a dream that got the best of me, In a world that believes fame is everything.

You can’t blame me for who I am.

People like controversy because that’s what sells.

Embarrassment is the worst! It’s the feeling of having your entire body go numb and not knowning what to do with yourself for that one moment

Little moments attach themselves to other little moments and collect into big dreams. We become what we experience.

The struggles I’m facing, the chances I’m taking.Sometimes they knock me down, but, no, I’m not breaking.I may not know it, but these are the momentsI am going to remember most, just got to keep going.

Any time I do something, I want to remember this is what separates me from everybody else.

There’s so much negativity in the world and what you only need to hear is all the love. People try to say to me, ‘I just heard someone say this or that about you,’ and I just ignore it because it’s irrelevant. Love is what makes the world go around, and that’s all we need to focus on.

If you believe in yourself anything is possible.

I never had, like, a nanny that took care of me. My mom always fed me breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

There’s nothing more fun than being out on stage and getting the vibe from the crowd. There’s nothing like being on a set where you are there to make other people happy and to make them laugh. That’s the best job in the world.

Laughter is a sunbeam of the soul.

There is nothing [that] disarms us like laughter.

I have never been converted to or even had much interest in spiritualism, occultism, Swedenborgianism or any particular religion. And I never, except occasionally for a laugh, visit the quacks who call themselves psychics.

However spontaneous it seems, laughter always implies a kind of secret freemasonry, or even complicity, with other laughers, real or imaginary.

Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas.

I did standup while still working for Johnny Carson in the mid-’60s, thus gaining the advantage of at least getting laughs from him about how I hadn’t the night before.

It’s fun once in a while to do a serious part but I really enjoy doing comedy because I love to laugh.

I enjoy making people laugh. The trick is to tell them jokes against yourself. If you praise yourself, your stories aren’t funny.