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MICHAEL SCOTTThe day we stop learning is the day we die.
More Michael Scott Quotes
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Magic is really only the utilization of the entire spectrum of the senses.
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The truth is a double-edged sword; it is a dangerous thing.
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What science cannot understand, it dismisses.
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People who start thinking deep dark thoughts in the middle of a war start expecting to lose.
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Dung is more valuable than any precious metal. You cannot grow food in gold.
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The Egyptians got it wrong. They wrapped the dead. They did not realize I wrapped the living.
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Knowledge itself is never dangerous, it is how that knowledge is used that is dangerous.
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Wikipedia is the best thing ever.
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The best lie is wrapped around a core of truth.
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The Elders had nothing but contempt for human emotion; they considered it their biggest weakness. Perenelle knew it was humankind’s greatest strength.
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The line between confidence and arrogance is very fine, and the line between arrogance and stupidity even finer.
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If you tell people everything you take away their opportunity to learn.
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Master the rules of the game until you can play it better they can.
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I’m an early bird and I’m a night owl so I’m wise and I have worms.
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You’re saying we lost the powers of magic because we grew lazy.
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