“The world is falling apart around us and I’m dying inside.”

I’ve been burned so many times I’m like the human equivalent of the inside of a roasted marshmallow.

I want you to know, John, that you are the most important thing in this world to me.

I was perfectly fine not trusting people, not trusting people is what I’m used to

Social media is an amusement park for clinical narcissists.

Did I used to have a drinking problem?

Never let the bastards get you down!

Are we terrible parents?

If airplane safety videos have taught me anything, it’s that a mother puts her own mask on first.

One must champion oneself and say, I am ready for this!

If that’s not a cause for alcohol, I don’t know what is!

When one of us shines, all of us shine.

Let’s all pray we don’t wake up!

I won’t wear anything with an adhesive backing.

As much as I would love to contribute to the population growth of this town by way of teen pregnancies I must decline.

Gossip is the devil’s telephone. Best to just hang up.

You are blind to reality and for that I am most proud.

When I am dying, I should like my life taken out under general anaesthetic, exactly as if it were a diseased appendix.

The purpose of morality is to teach you, not to suffer and die, but to enjoy yourself and live.

People are dying who haven’t had that opportunity to say yes to the Lord.

We are going to die, and that makes us the lucky ones. Most people are never going to die because they are never going to be born.

A champion of the workingman has never been known to die of overwork.

If you cannot love me, I will die. Before you came I wanted to die, I have told you many times. It is cruel to have made me want to live only to make my death more bloody

Its a Bieber world live it or die.

I am not the least afraid to die.