No, no, the songs write themselves, almost.
MEL BROOKSIf Shaw and Einstein couldn’t beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none.
More Mel Brooks Quotes
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Oh, I’m not a true genius. I’m a near genius. I would say I’m a short genius. I’d rather be tall and normal than a short genius.
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He who hesitates is poor.
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Anybody can direct, but there are only eleven good writers.
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I don’t believe in this business of being behind, better to be in front.
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Mad About You’ was very fun.
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All short women have a delayed fuse. Marry a taller woman: My wife was an inch or two taller than me; it’s a sign of security.
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Dom DeLuise was a big man in every way. He was big in size and created big laughter and joy.
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I like Chris Rock. He’s dangerous.
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I loved Westerns as a little kid, and I loved horror films.
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Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.
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A lot of music is mathematics. It’s balance.
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I’m still a horse that can run. I may not be able to win the Derby, but what do you do when you retire? People retire and they vegetate. They go away and they dry up.
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If presidents can’t do it to their wives, they do it to their country.
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But I have bad taste with a deep fount of intellectuality.
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If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win.
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