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Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can’t figure out what from.

Mae West

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I’m tired.
MAE WEST

Door Funny Men Sarcastic Tired
I freely chose the kind of life I led because I was convinced that a woman has as much right as a man to live the way she does if she does no actual harm to society.
MAE WEST

Convinced Freedom Harm Life Live She Society Woman
I’m a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
MAE WEST

Action Woman Women Empowerment
Sometimes I don’t drink so the next day I can remember having fun.
MAE WEST

Alcohol Fun Remember
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
MAE WEST

Live Sarcastic
Cultivate your curves – they may be dangerous but they won’t be avoided.
MAE WEST

Avoid Danger Humour
Give a man free hands, and you’ll know where to find them.
MAE WEST

Finding Hands Man Sex
Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
MAE WEST

Bridge Humour Partner Relationship Sex
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
MAE WEST

Conquer Except Love Poverty Sarcastic Toothache
We’re intellectual opposites. Well, I’m intellectual and you’re opposite.
MAE WEST

Funny Intellectual Opposite
Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love–that’s not so bad either.
MAE WEST

Bad Greatness Life Love Sex
Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
MAE WEST

One Liner Patience Slow Worth
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.
MAE WEST

Boyfriend Funny Rain Sarcastic Save
She’s the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
MAE WEST

Climb Funny Girl Ladder She Success Wrong
Flattery will get you everywhere.
MAE WEST

Deep Flattery One Liner
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
MAE WEST

Men Women Wrong

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