black
grey
blue
red
brown
white

I’m single because I was born that way.

Related Topics

Attitude Born Empowerment One Liner Single

Bagwalas

Popular Authors

Marilyn Monroe Paulo Coelho Abraham Lincoln C. S. Lewis Khalil Gibran Charlie Chaplin Gautama Buddha Isaac Newton

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
MAE WEST

Bridge Humour Partner Relationship Sex
A man’s kiss is his signature.
MAE WEST

Kiss Man One Liner Romantic Signature
The score never interested me, only the game.
MAE WEST

Game Interest Sex
Dress gives one the outward sign from which people in general can, and often do, judge upon the inward state of mind and feelings.
MAE WEST

Dress Fashion Feeling Giving Inward Judgement Mind Sign
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
MAE WEST

Live Sarcastic
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
MAE WEST

Carrot Diamond Diet Humour Interest Number Worry
Don’t let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.
MAE WEST

Attitude Except Man Umbrella Women Empowerment
Don’t ever make the same mistake twice unless it pays.
MAE WEST

Business Mistake Pay
It takes two to get one in trouble.
MAE WEST

One Liner Trouble
If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!
MAE WEST

Greatness Philosophy Right Sarcastic
I like a man who’s good, but not too good – for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
MAE WEST

Dead Die Goodness Hate Man Young
Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.
MAE WEST

Man Past Prefer Present Women
Give a man free hands, and you’ll know where to find them.
MAE WEST

Finding Hands Man Sex
I don’t like myself, I’m crazy about myself.
MAE WEST

Attitude Crazy Myself Positive Self Love
Don’t marry a man to reform him – that’s what reform schools are for.
MAE WEST

Man Marriage School
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.
MAE WEST

Boyfriend Funny Rain Sarcastic Save

Copyright: 2020 - 2023 | Minimalist Quotes