“I laugh at myself.”

I’d like to walk around in your mind someday.

Best not to know what’s waiting around the corner.

Life is a battle so we dance.

The world is hard because people are soft.

Pride is the devil.

Not everyone is coming to the future.

I always thought I should be treated like a star.

My heart is full of love but please don’t get in my way.

I’m tough, I’m ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.

I know what I am and I know what I am not.

It doesn’t matter what it looked like. What matters is the truth.

Don’t just stand there let’s get to it. Strike a pose, there’s nothing to it.

Super Moon had me feeling some type of way.

If I have learned one thing in my life, it is this — just go with it. If you relax, it doesn’t hurt as much.

i won’t be happy until i’m famous like God

I always wished that I could find someone as beautiful as you, but in the process, I forgot that I was special too.

There’s a difference between a sense of humor and a sense of funny. A sense of humor is knowing what makes you laugh and a sense of funny is knowing what makes other people laugh. The journey of comedy, in a sense, is negotiating those two worlds.

There is something about being a director where, for me personally, I get to . . . it’s the closest I’ll ever come to being able to be a stand up.

I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.

Every laugh is not equal. They come from different places. That’s sort of the challenge I go towards, making sure the laughs are for the reasons I want. It becomes a back and forth dance with the audience.

The most exciting thing I aspire to do is to write something new that I know is going to work, or perform something that I know is going to make people laugh.

A good laugh makes any interview, or any conversation, so much better.

When you’re a young comedian the first thing you want to do is get a laugh.

They want to let the audience figure things out and let the reaction shot get the laugh.