“I will build my empire next to the sea, so I can laugh from my throne as my enemies drown.”

You may call me Bray Wyatt. But I have a thousand faces and a million names. Seducer, accuser, destroyer.

I am the color red in a world full of black and white, and if you value your ability to breathe, don’t get too close. Save us, Chris. Save yourself.

I always sort of talk about – to myself at least, or to my friends, about wanting to just keep life very simple. I’ve found it most simple here in New York.

A lot of the things that I like to portray on television are otherwise my real views.

After I ran off the mound, I looked over at the St. Louis dugout. There were players rolling around on the floor, laughing. Poor Terry. I’ll have to admit that was a hell of a curveball.

It’s not terribly dignified to have anyone seeing one laugh at one’s own material.

Making people laugh is what I’ve been doing since I was like four or five years old. I still have a lust, I still have a passion. I don’t care about how I look, I’m dedicated to the laughs.

I don’t care about how I look; I’m dedicated to the laughs. You know, I used to be a clown, so – my name was Smoothie the Clown. All the training I had, all my training is geared toward making people laugh, and I didn’t care about being cool.

I remember laughing when we made those slogans up [about abortion]. . . .

If I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that’s bigger than anything else.

It’s great to work with the people who make you laugh and who are funnier than I am.

Well, it’s a lot less dangerous – working with snakes and mountaibn lions and dangerous animals – than working in Hollywood [laughs]. Hollwood will kill you.