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I pity anyone who can’t laugh. There must be something wrong with their religion or their lives. The devil can’t laugh.

Billy Sunday

I believe that a long step toward public morality will have been taken when sins are called by their right names.
BILLY SUNDAY

Believe Names Taken
The saloon is a liar. It promises good cheer and sends sorrow.
BILLY SUNDAY

Cheer Liars Lying
You might as well try and dam Niagara Falls with toothpicks as to stop the reform wave sweeping our land.
BILLY SUNDAY

Fall Land Trying
Hell is the highest reward that the devil can offer you for being a servant of his.
BILLY SUNDAY

Devil Rewards Sports
I pity anyone who can’t laugh. There must be something wrong with their religion or their lives. The devil can’t laugh.
BILLY SUNDAY

Devil Laughing Pity
And if you think that anybody is going to frighten me, you don’t know me yet.
BILLY SUNDAY

Christian Fear Thinking
If you have no joy in your religion, there’s a leak in your Christianity somewhere.
BILLY SUNDAY

Christian Joy Leak
The church is not a dormitory for sleepers, it is an institution for workers; it is not a rest camp, it is a front line trench.
BILLY SUNDAY

Church Dormitory Lines
I am an old-fashioned preacher of the old-time religion, that has warmed this cold world’s heart for two thousand years.
BILLY SUNDAY

Cold Heart Region Two Years
When the word of God says one thing and scholarship says another, scholarship can go to hell.
BILLY SUNDAY

God Hell Scholarship Word
I have more respect for the devil than for some preachers I have met; the devil believes the Bible is the Word of God!
BILLY SUNDAY

Believe Devil Preacher
I am a temperance Republican down to my toes.
BILLY SUNDAY

Republican Temperance Toes
The trouble with many men is that they have got just enough religion to make them miserable. If there is not joy in religion, you have got a leak in your religion.
BILLY SUNDAY

Joy Men Religion
Sinners cannot find God for the same reason that criminals cannot find a policeman: They aren’t looking!
BILLY SUNDAY

Criminals Policemen Reason Same
What have you given the world it never possessed before you came?
BILLY SUNDAY

Given Possessed World
If there is not Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretenses.
BILLY SUNDAY

Good Hell Man Preacher

I pity anyone who can’t laugh. There must be something wrong with their religion or their lives. The devil can’t laugh.

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