I never thought I was funny. I don’t THINK funny.
LUCILLE BALLI would rather regret the things that I have done than the things that I have not.
More Lucille Ball Quotes
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Use a make-up table with everything close at hand and don’t rush; otherwise you’ll look like a patchwork quilt.
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Responsibility is the ability to respond.
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
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It’s a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy.
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I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one.
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I would rather regret the things that I have done than the things that I have not.
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You see much more of your children once they leave home.
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I’m not funny. What I am is brave.
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I will never do another TV series. It couldn’t top I Love Lucy, and I’d be foolish to try. In this business, you have to know when to get off.
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Some of the most gifted people I’ve ever met or read about are homosexual. How can you knock it?
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Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.
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Luck? Luck is hard work – and realizing what is opportunity and what isn’t.
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Love yourself first and everything falls into line.
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I believe that we’re as happy in life as we make up our minds to be.
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Children internalize their parents’ unhappiness. Fortunately, they absorb our contentment just as readily.
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