I never thought I was funny. I don’t THINK funny.
LUCILLE BALLI would rather regret the things that I have done than the things that I have not.
More Lucille Ball Quotes
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Knowing what you can not do is more important than knowing what you can do. In fact, that’s good taste.
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Ability is of little account without opportunity.
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.
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If you want something done, ask a busy person to do it. The more things you do, the more you can do.
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Whether we’re prepared or not, life has a habit of thrusting situations upon us.
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One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn’t pay to get discouraged. Keeping busy and making optimism a way of life can restore your faith in yourself.
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You see much more of your children once they leave home.
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A man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright.
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Some of the most gifted people I’ve ever met or read about are homosexual. How can you knock it?
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I hate failure and that divorce was a Number One failure in my eyes. It was the worst period of my life. Neither Desi nor I have been the same since, physically or mentally.
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
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Use a make-up table with everything close at hand and don’t rush; otherwise you’ll look like a patchwork quilt.
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I regret the passing of the studio system. I was very appreciative of it because I had no talent.
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I will never do another TV series. It couldn’t top I Love Lucy, and I’d be foolish to try. In this business, you have to know when to get off.
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Love yourself first and everything falls into line.
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