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A man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright.

Lucille Ball

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
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Age Eat Funny Honesty Live Lying Secret Stay Young
Love yourself first and everything falls into line.
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One Liner Self Love
One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn’t pay to get discouraged. Keeping busy and making optimism a way of life can restore your faith in yourself.
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Encouragement Faith Inspirational Life
You see much more of your children once they leave home.
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Children Funny Home Leaving See
Knowing what you can not do is more important than knowing what you can do. In fact, that’s good taste.
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Confidence Funny Important Inspirational
Children internalize their parents’ unhappiness. Fortunately, they absorb our contentment just as readily.
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Children Happiness Parent Satisfaction
I will never do another TV series. It couldn’t top I Love Lucy, and I’d be foolish to try. In this business, you have to know when to get off.
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Fools Stupid Try
I regret the passing of the studio system. I was very appreciative of it because I had no talent.
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Myself Regret Talent
Whether we’re prepared or not, life has a habit of thrusting situations upon us.
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Habit Life Preparation Situation
I never thought I was funny. I don’t THINK funny.
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Funny Thinking
It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.
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Funny Love See Time
People either have comedy or they don’t. You can’t teach it to them.
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Comedy People Teaching
Luck? Luck is hard work – and realizing what is opportunity and what isn’t.
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Hard Work Luck Opportunity
Use a make-up table with everything close at hand and don’t rush; otherwise you’ll look like a patchwork quilt.
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Apperance Hands Make Up Yourself
Ability is of little account without opportunity.
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Ability Inspirational Life Motivational Opportunity
Now get the hell out of here and go change the world.
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Change Inspirational Life World

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