The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
LUCILLE BALLPeople either have comedy or they don’t. You can’t teach it to them.
More Lucille Ball Quotes
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If you want something done, ask a busy person to do it. The more things you do, the more you can do.
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Knowing what you can not do is more important than knowing what you can do. In fact, that’s good taste.
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Responsibility is the ability to respond.
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Use a make-up table with everything close at hand and don’t rush; otherwise you’ll look like a patchwork quilt.
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I never thought I was funny. I don’t THINK funny.
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Ability is of little account without opportunity.
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I regret the passing of the studio system. I was very appreciative of it because I had no talent.
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Whether we’re prepared or not, life has a habit of thrusting situations upon us.
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It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.
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Love yourself first and the rest of your life will fall into place.
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I was shy for several years in my early days in Hollywood until I figured out that no one really gave a damn if I was shy or not, and I got over my shyness.
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.
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I’m not funny. What I am is brave.
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I would rather regret the things that I have done than the things that I have not.
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I believe that we’re as happy in life as we make up our minds to be.
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