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People either have comedy or they don’t. You can’t teach it to them.

Lucille Ball

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
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Age Eat Funny Honesty Live Lying Secret Stay Young
Use a make-up table with everything close at hand and don’t rush; otherwise you’ll look like a patchwork quilt.
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Apperance Hands Make Up Yourself
Luck? Luck is hard work – and realizing what is opportunity and what isn’t.
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Hard Work Luck Opportunity
It’s a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy.
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Happiness Recognition
I’m not funny. What I am is brave.
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Brave Character Funny
I never thought I was funny. I don’t THINK funny.
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Funny Thinking
You see much more of your children once they leave home.
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Children Funny Home Leaving See
I’m sometimes scared of everything that has happened to us. We didn’t think Desilu Productions would grow so big. We merely wanted to be together and have two children.
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Children Growth Scare Thinking Togetherness
Some of the most gifted people I’ve ever met or read about are homosexual. How can you knock it?
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Gift People Reading
Children internalize their parents’ unhappiness. Fortunately, they absorb our contentment just as readily.
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Children Happiness Parent Satisfaction
Now get the hell out of here and go change the world.
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Change Inspirational Life World
Responsibility is the ability to respond.
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Ability One Liner Responsibility
Whether we’re prepared or not, life has a habit of thrusting situations upon us.
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Habit Life Preparation Situation
I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one.
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Death Love Reality
I hate failure and that divorce was a Number One failure in my eyes. It was the worst period of my life. Neither Desi nor I have been the same since, physically or mentally.
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Divorce Eyes Failure Hate Life Worst
I’m happy that I have brought laughter because I have been shown by many the value of it in so many lives, in so many ways.
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Happiness Joy Laughter Live Value

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