When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth.
KURT VONNEGUTMaturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.
More Kurt Vonnegut Quotes
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I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.
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Love is where you find it. I think it is foolish to go around looking for it, and I think it can be poisonous. I wish that people who are conventionally supposed to love each other would say to each other, when they fight, ‘Please — a little less love, and a little more common decency’.
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The worst thing that could possibly happen to anybody would be to not be used for anything by anybody. Thank you for using me, even though I didn’t want to be used by anybody.
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Round and round we spin, with feet of lead and wings of tin.
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Charm was a scheme for making strangers like and trust a person immediately, no matter what the charmer had in mind.
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Science is magic that works.
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Do you realize that all great literature is all about what a bummer it is to be a human being? Isn’t it such a relief to have somebody say that?
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.
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Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead.
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I couldn’t help wondering if that was what God put me on Earth for–to find out how much a man could take without breaking.
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The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.
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Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, It might have been.
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Ting-a-ling mother fucker.
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You were sick, but now you’re well again, and there’s work to do.
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There are too many of us and we are all too far apart.
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