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So, in the interests of survival, they trained themselves to be agreeing machines instead of thinking machines. All their minds had to do was to discover what other people were thinking, and then they thought that, too.

Kurt Vonnegut

If you can do no good, at least do no harm.
KURT VONNEGUT

Goodness Kindness Yourself
Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you’ve got a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies- God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.
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Cold Kindness Summer Winter Yourself
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
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Believe Fantasy Hands Myself Science
How nice – to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
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Alive Deep Feeling
I couldn’t help wondering if that was what God put me on Earth for–to find out how much a man could take without breaking.
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Break God Help Man Myself Pain
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
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Death Goodness Time
Ting-a-ling mother fucker.
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One Liner
The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
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Big Place World
She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind.
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Hate Herself Kindness Moments People
The only proof he needed for existence of god was music.
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Existence God Himself Music Need
All this happened, more or less.
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Action One Liner
The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon.
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Alive Last Myself People Powerful
When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth.
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Feeling Man Myself Writing
My life is nothing but room for you. I said. It could never be filled by anyone but you.
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Life Love Myself Yourself
And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It’s good for you.
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Goodness Love Moral Myself Yourself
I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.
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Alcohol Myself Night

So, in the interests of survival, they trained themselves to be agreeing machines instead of thinking machines. All their minds had to do was to discover what other people were thinking, and then they thought that, too.

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