Ting-a-ling mother fucker.
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True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
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I couldn’t help wondering if that was what God put me on Earth for–to find out how much a man could take without breaking.
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And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, ‘If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.
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Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, It might have been.
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Maturity, is knowing what your limitations are, Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
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How nice – to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
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Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
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The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
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And a step backward, after making a wrong turn, is a step in the right direction.
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So, in the interests of survival, they trained themselves to be agreeing machines instead of thinking machines. All their minds had to do was to discover what other people were thinking, and then they thought that, too.
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Can you see anything in the dark, with your sunglasses on? she asked me. The big show is inside my head, I said.
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There is one other book, that can teach you everything you need to know about life, it’s The Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Dostoyevsky, but that’s not enough anymore.
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The only proof he needed for existence of god was music.
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Many people need desperately to receive this message: ‘I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.
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