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Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.

Kurt Vonnegut

Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.
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Creation Lesson Writing Yourself
Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
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Gift Herself Life
Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
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Beautiful Hurt
If you can do no good, at least do no harm.
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Goodness Kindness Yourself
And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It’s good for you.
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Goodness Love Moral Myself Yourself
We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way down.
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Development Ourselves Way Wings
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.
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Cleaning Laughter Myself Tears
A sane person to an insane society must appear insane.
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Appearance Instagram Captions People Sanity
Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before.
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Learning Man Wisdom
You were sick, but now you’re well again, and there’s work to do.
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Sick Yourself
Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.
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Moments Philosophy
Round and round we spin, with feet of lead and wings of tin.
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Leadership Wings
And a step backward, after making a wrong turn, is a step in the right direction.
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Direction Right Wrong
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
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Care Deep Philosophy Pretend
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
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Death Goodness Time
The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
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Big Place World

Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.

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