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Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.

Kurt Vonnegut

If you can do no good, at least do no harm.
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Goodness Kindness Yourself
The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon.
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Alive Last Myself People Powerful
If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
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Enough Yourself
Science is magic that works.
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Magic One Liner Science
The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
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Big Place World
Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
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Gift Herself Life
Charm was a scheme for making strangers like and trust a person immediately, no matter what the charmer had in mind.
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Appearance Mindset Person Stranger Trust
Maturity, is knowing what your limitations are, Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
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Disappointment Existence Laughter Limitation Yourself
Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.
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Acceptance Future
Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead.
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Death Expectation Humanity Reward Yourself
So, in the interests of survival, they trained themselves to be agreeing machines instead of thinking machines. All their minds had to do was to discover what other people were thinking, and then they thought that, too.
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People Survive Thinking Training
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.
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Creation Lesson Writing Yourself
How nice – to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
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Alive Deep Feeling
Do you realize that all great literature is all about what a bummer it is to be a human being? Isn’t it such a relief to have somebody say that?
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Greatness Human Literature relief Yourself
I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.
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Alcohol Myself Night
There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia.
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Angel Evil Goodness Hope Reason

Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.

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