I can have oodles of charm when I want to.
KURT VONNEGUTMy life is nothing but room for you. I said. It could never be filled by anyone but you.
More Kurt Vonnegut Quotes
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Can you see anything in the dark, with your sunglasses on? she asked me. The big show is inside my head, I said.
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The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon.
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.
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We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way down.
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Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.
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We’d been apart so long-I’d been dead so long, she said in English. I thought surely you’d built a new life, with no room in it for me. I’d hoped that.
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Everything is nothing, with a twist.
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I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.
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Americans, are forever searching for love in forms it never takes, in places it can never be. It must have something to do with the vanished frontier.
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Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.
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What should young people do with their lives today? Many things, obviously. But the most daring thing is to create stable communities in which the terrible disease of loneliness can be cured.
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The only proof he needed for existence of god was music.
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We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap.
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Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.
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So the America I loved still exists, if not in the White House or the Supreme Court or the Senate or the House of Representatives or the media. The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries.
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