A sane person to an insane society must appear insane.
KURT VONNEGUTDo you realize that all great literature is all about what a bummer it is to be a human being? Isn’t it such a relief to have somebody say that?
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Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you’ve got a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies- God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.
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Everything is nothing, with a twist.
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All moments, past, present and future, always have existed, always will exist.
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And a step backward, after making a wrong turn, is a step in the right direction.
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If I am going to spend eternity visiting this moment and that, I’m grateful that so many of those moments are nice.
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To practice any art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow. So do it.
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If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
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Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
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The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
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If somebody says ‘I love you’ to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol holder requires? ‘I love you, too’.
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How nice – to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
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Science is magic that works.
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And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, ‘If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.
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The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon.
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I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.
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