How nice – to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
KURT VONNEGUTDo you realize that all great literature is all about what a bummer it is to be a human being? Isn’t it such a relief to have somebody say that?
More Kurt Vonnegut Quotes
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
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You were sick, but now you’re well again, and there’s work to do.
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The worst thing that could possibly happen to anybody would be to not be used for anything by anybody. Thank you for using me, even though I didn’t want to be used by anybody.
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If you can do no good, at least do no harm.
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The nicest veterans, the kindest and funniest ones, the ones who hated war the most, were the ones who’d really fought.
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Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before.
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A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.
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We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap.
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There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia.
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
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Live by the harmless untruths that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.
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If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
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The only proof he needed for existence of god was music.
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All this happened, more or less.
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I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can’t see from the center.
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