If you can do no good, at least do no harm.
KURT VONNEGUTDo you realize that all great literature is all about what a bummer it is to be a human being? Isn’t it such a relief to have somebody say that?
More Kurt Vonnegut Quotes
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There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia.
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If I am going to spend eternity visiting this moment and that, I’m grateful that so many of those moments are nice.
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Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.
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Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
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And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, ‘If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.
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Many people need desperately to receive this message: ‘I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.
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The only proof he needed for existence of god was music.
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Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before.
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We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap.
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And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It’s good for you.
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Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber.
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I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.
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Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.
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There are too many of us and we are all too far apart.
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Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way.
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