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Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.

Kurt Vonnegut

Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.
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Acceptance Future
There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia.
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Angel Evil Goodness Hope Reason
How nice – to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
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Alive Deep Feeling
Ting-a-ling mother fucker.
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One Liner
I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.
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Alcohol Myself Night
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.
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Creation Lesson Writing Yourself
The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
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Big Place World
And a step backward, after making a wrong turn, is a step in the right direction.
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Direction Right Wrong
When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth.
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Feeling Man Myself Writing
The only proof he needed for existence of god was music.
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Existence God Himself Music Need
Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber.
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Animal Moments Philosophy Yourself
Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?
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Freedom Perfection Talk Writing
Round and round we spin, with feet of lead and wings of tin.
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Leadership Wings
There are too many of us and we are all too far apart.
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People Togetherness
So, in the interests of survival, they trained themselves to be agreeing machines instead of thinking machines. All their minds had to do was to discover what other people were thinking, and then they thought that, too.
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People Survive Thinking Training
I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.
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Deep Myself Philosophy

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