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Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.

Kurt Vonnegut

Ting-a-ling mother fucker.
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One Liner
Charm was a scheme for making strangers like and trust a person immediately, no matter what the charmer had in mind.
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Appearance Mindset Person Stranger Trust
All moments, past, present and future, always have existed, always will exist.
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Existence Future Moments Past Philosophy Present
All this happened, more or less.
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Action One Liner
Everything is nothing, with a twist.
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One Liner Philosophy
If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
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Enough Yourself
Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
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Gift Herself Life
When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth.
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Feeling Man Myself Writing
Round and round we spin, with feet of lead and wings of tin.
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Leadership Wings
So the America I loved still exists, if not in the White House or the Supreme Court or the Senate or the House of Representatives or the media. The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries.
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Existence Library Myself Ourselves
We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap.
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Poor Save World
To practice any art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow. So do it.
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Art Growth Myself Practice Self Love Soul
Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
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Beautiful Hurt
If somebody says ‘I love you’ to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol holder requires? ‘I love you, too’.
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Feeling I Love You Myself
We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way down.
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Development Ourselves Way Wings
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend itself to warnings or explanations. It simply is. Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber.
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Change Explanation Moments Simplicity Time

Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.

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Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.

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