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Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.

Kurt Vonnegut

Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile.
KURT VONNEGUT

Faith Myself Thinking Yourself
Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way.
KURT VONNEGUT

Hard Himself Ignorance Learning Man People Wisdom
You were sick, but now you’re well again, and there’s work to do.
KURT VONNEGUT

Sick Yourself
She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind.
KURT VONNEGUT

Hate Herself Kindness Moments People
A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.
KURT VONNEGUT

Control Human Life Love Purpose
We’d been apart so long-I’d been dead so long, she said in English. I thought surely you’d built a new life, with no room in it for me. I’d hoped that.
KURT VONNEGUT

Death Hope Life Myself
Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber.
KURT VONNEGUT

Animal Moments Philosophy Yourself
What should young people do with their lives today? Many things, obviously. But the most daring thing is to create stable communities in which the terrible disease of loneliness can be cured.
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Creation Daring Live Lonely People Youth
Ting-a-ling mother fucker.
KURT VONNEGUT

One Liner
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
KURT VONNEGUT

Death Goodness Time
Round and round we spin, with feet of lead and wings of tin.
KURT VONNEGUT

Leadership Wings
Do you realize that all great literature is all about what a bummer it is to be a human being? Isn’t it such a relief to have somebody say that?
KURT VONNEGUT

Greatness Human Literature relief Yourself
If somebody says ‘I love you’ to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol holder requires? ‘I love you, too’.
KURT VONNEGUT

Feeling I Love You Myself
If you can do no good, at least do no harm.
KURT VONNEGUT

Goodness Kindness Yourself
All moments, past, present and future, always have existed, always will exist.
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Existence Future Moments Past Philosophy Present
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
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Believe Fantasy Hands Myself Science

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