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Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

Kurt Vonnegut

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before.
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Learning Man Wisdom
The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
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Big Place World
Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead.
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Death Expectation Humanity Reward Yourself
I can have oodles of charm when I want to.
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Charm Myself
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.
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Creation Lesson Writing Yourself
All right – I’ll tell you what you did for me: you went for happy, silly, beautiful walks with me.
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Beautiful Happiness Myself Right Walk Yourself
And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It’s good for you.
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Goodness Love Moral Myself Yourself
Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, It might have been.
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Man Sadness Word
There is no beginning, no middle, no end, no suspense, no moral, no causes, no effects. What we love in our books are the depths of many marvelous moments seen all at one time.
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Beginning Book End Love Moments Moral Oneself See Time
There are too many of us and we are all too far apart.
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People Togetherness
If I am going to spend eternity visiting this moment and that, I’m grateful that so many of those moments are nice.
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Forever Gratitude Moments Myself Nice
And Lot’s wife, of course, was told not to look back where all those people and their homes had been. But she did look back, and I love her for that, because it was so human. So she was turned into a pillar of salt. So it goes.
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Herself Home Human People Wife
I couldn’t help wondering if that was what God put me on Earth for–to find out how much a man could take without breaking.
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Break God Help Man Myself Pain
Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile.
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Faith Myself Thinking Yourself
We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap.
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Poor Save World
Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.
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Acceptance Future

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

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