“I only remember a few things about Jimmy Carter. He had big lips and liked peanuts. I now know that Jimmy Carter was and is a good man.”

Birds scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth, but sadly we don’t speak bird.

We have no right to express an opinion until we know all of the answers.

I’m going to be a superstar musician, kill myself, and go out in a flame of glory.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody’s perfect, so why practice?

Dreaming of the person you want to be is wasting the person you already are.

The worst crime is faking it.

Friends are nothing but a known enemy.

You can’t buy happiness.

My mother encouraged me to be artistic. It was written in a contract at an early age that I would be an artist.

It’s okay to eat fish because they don’t have any feelings.

No matter what you do or say, there’s nothing that you can do to make people understand you.

The finest day i ever had was when tomorrow never came.

The day is done. I’m having fun. I think I’m dumb. Or maybe just happy.

The world sucks, people are not true.

If you ever need anything please don’t hesitate to ask someone else first.

I’ve never been a very prolific person, so when creativity flows, it flows.

I used to think that having many material things would increase one’s stock of happiness. I found that to be completely untrue. The trappings don’t make the man at all.

We must remember that one man is much the same as another, and that he is best who is trained in the severest school.

The gentlest man cannot live in peace if it does not please his wicked neighbor.

Man is not made better by being degraded.

A man usually values that most for which he has labored; he uses that most frugally which he has toiled hour by hour and day by day to acquire.

The history of every individual man should be a Bible.

Men keep their engagements when it is an advantage to both parties not to break them.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.