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People who eat with their mouth open should be punched in the face.

Kevin Hart

I never treat it like a job or feel that way. It’s the best thing ever to me, and I feel like a kid in a candy store.
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Best Candy Ever Feel never Store That Thing Treat Way
Everybody that’s successful lays a blueprint out.
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Blueprint Everyone Lay Out Successful
I love diversity.
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Diversity I Love
In my divorce, I stood up and said to my ex-wife, ‘Hey, I messed up. This had nothing to do with you.
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Divorce Exwife Mess Nothing Said So Stood To Up With
Soul Plane’ put me in a position to succeed. I’m glad I had the opportunity to be the lead man.
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Glad Lead Man People Person Position Soul Succeed
Some sarcasm is best told simply.
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Best Sarcasm Simply Some Told
My main goal is to be a self-made man and have control over what’s mine.
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Amde Control Goal Main Mine Over To Self
I am who I am today because of my mother.
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Am Because I A Mother Not Today Who
The one thing about the business of entertainment is that you have to learn patience.
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Business Entertainment Learn One Practice Think
Hollywood has a way of making everything seem like an overnight success.
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Everything Hollywood Make Overnight Seem Success Way
My dad was never married. He was kind of a rolling stone. But he was never disrespectful. At the same time, even though he had women in his life when I was a kid, there wasn’t any consistency.
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Dad Disrespectful Kind Married never Rloing Stone
Before I look stupid and not know what a word means or how to pronounce it, I’ll stop the whole production: ‘Hey, real quick, guys. Define this word for me. Somebody.’
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Before Hey Know Look Mean Production Pronounce Somebody Stop Stupid Whole Word
People who eat with their mouth open should be punched in the face.
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Eat Face Mouth Open People Punch
The same thing I did in 2013 is what I’m trying to do in 2014, which is continue to improve, continue to shock people.
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Continous Continue Did Do Improve People Previous Same Shock Try Tuning Year
I’ve done a great job at being universal in my stand-up, which is why, for ‘Let Me Explain,’ I toured all over the world. These movies I have coming out – ‘Ride Along,’ ‘Grudge Match,’ ‘About Last Night,’ ‘Think Like a Man Too’ – are putting me in a position to become universal on an even bigger scale.
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All Being Done Explain Great Job Let Over Stand Toured Universal Up World
The more I up the ante for myself, the better it is in the long run. I try to interact with my fans as much as possible. It’s good that the person I’m being onstage isn’t really an act. It’s really me.
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Act Ante Better Fan Interact More Onstage Person Run
The day you stop doing the small things is the day you think you’re above everybody else.
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Above Dau Do Else Everbody Small Stop Thing Think
The only way to learn is for it not to get a laugh, so you can adjust it and come back the next day to see if it’s working right. Next time, you might get a different laugh. You’re constantly rebuilding.
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Adjust Back Laugh might Next Only Right See Time Work
I want them to be good people, so good people will treat them accordingly. I preach that to my kids and everything else falls into place.
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Accordingly Else Everything Good People Place Preach Teat Want
My style of comedy is more self-deprecating. I think that makes me more relatable. When you deal with ‘topics’ – race, white versus black – you’re not separating from the pack. You’re doing what everybody else is doing.
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Black Comedy Depreciate Else Everybody Make Pack Race Relatable Style Topic Versu Whole
All men hate the nagging.
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Hate Men Nagging
I live by that. You grind hard so you can play hard. At the end of the day, you put all the work in, and eventually it’ll pay off. It could be in a year, it could be in 30 years. Eventually, your hard work will pay off.
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End Eventually Grind Hard Live Off Pay Work
I had a great time being a salesman because of the pitches that I gave when I was selling shoes.
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Being Gave Great Pitch Salesman Sell Shoe Time
When people get married young, you don’t really understand the true definition of marriage.
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Definition Get Marry People Really True Understand When Young
You get one life. I’m going to embrace mine.
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Ambrance Get Lige Mine One You
I love making people laugh. And I love laughing.
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Laugh Laughing Love Make People
I don’t write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes.
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Came Course Day Funny Happen Just Material Thing Write

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