She was the epitome of stately sorrow each time she smiled.
JOSEPH HELLERHistory was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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I wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.
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Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
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I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
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It doesn’t make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who’s dead.
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He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
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For war there is always enough. It’s peace that’s expensive.
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There is no disappointment so numbing as someone no better than you achieving more.
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The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.
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Never quit a job as a matter of principle. You’ll always regret it.
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The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
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You’re an intelligent person of great moral character who has taken a very courageous stand. I’m an intelligent person with no moral character at all, so I’m in an ideal position to appreciate it.
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When people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective.
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Insanity is contagious.
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Mankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow.
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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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