While none of the work we do is very important, it is important that we do a great deal of it.
JOSEPH HELLERYou’re an intelligent person of great moral character who has taken a very courageous stand. I’m an intelligent person with no moral character at all, so I’m in an ideal position to appreciate it.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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Men went mad and were rewarded with medals.
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Every writer I know has trouble writing.
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The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
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History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind.
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Something did happen to me somewhere that robbed me of confidence and courage and left me with a fear of discovery and change and a positive dread of everything unknown that may occur.
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I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
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What do you do when it rains?” The captain answered frankly. “I get wet.
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Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for.
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Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
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Be glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.
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Well, he died. You don’t get any older than that.
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Never quit a job as a matter of principle. You’ll always regret it.
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In the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental.
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From men motivated by moral certitude, history teaches, no lasting good ever comes.
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When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
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