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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

Joseph Heller

The question is: what is a sane man to do in an insane society?
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Depression Insane Man Society
Let’s take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives.
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Drive Live Packet
Rise above principal and do what’s right.
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Inspirational One Liner Principle Right Rise
Never quit a job as a matter of principle. You’ll always regret it.
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Job Principle Quit Regret
What do you do when it rains?” The captain answered frankly. “I get wet.
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Rain Wet
Be glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.
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Alive Death Die Furious Life
In the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental.
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Accident Failure Predict
Destiny is a good thing to accept when it’s going your way. When it isn’t, don’t call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
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Acceptance Bad Luck Destiny Injustice
I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
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Country Crazy Executive Scare
Well, he died. You don’t get any older than that.
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Broken Heart Die Old
I’m not running away from my responsibilities. I’m running to them. There’s nothing negative about running away to save my life.
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Life Negative Responsiblity Run Save
I don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.
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Broken Heart Miracle Time
You know, that might be the answer – to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That’s a trick that never seems to fail.
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Ashame Failure Trick
He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
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Lack Self Made Success
You’re an intelligent person of great moral character who has taken a very courageous stand. I’m an intelligent person with no moral character at all, so I’m in an ideal position to appreciate it.
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Appreciation Character Courage Intelligence Moral
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
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Mad Paranoid

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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