Although the devil be the father of lies, he seems, like other great inventors, to have lost much of his reputation by the continual improvements that have been made upon him.
JONATHAN SWIFTI never knew a man come to greatness or eminence who lay abed late in the morning.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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How is it possible to expect that mankind will take advice when they will not so much as take warning.
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I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed.
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We are so fond on one another because our ailments are the same.
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Ay, do despise me, I’m the prouder for it; I like to be despised.
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Politics, as the word is commonly understood, are nothing but corruptions.
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Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.
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An idle reason lessens the weight of the good ones you gave before.
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It is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal as death, should ever have been designed by providence as an evil to mankind.
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I’m as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth.
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Religion seems to have grown an infant with age, and requires miracles to nurse it, as it had in its infancy.
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Words are but wind; and learning is nothing but words; ergo, learning is nothing but wind.
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One enemy can do more hurt than ten friends can do good.
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For to enter the palace of learning at the great gate requires an expense of time and forms, therefore men of much haste and little ceremony are content to get in by the back-door.
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If Heaven had looked upon riches to be a valuable thing, it would not have given them to such a scoundrel.
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War: that mad game the world so loves to play.
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