That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that the accidental jumbling of the alphabet would fall into a most ingenious treatise of philosophy.
JONATHAN SWIFTI never knew a man come to greatness or eminence who lay abed late in the morning.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.
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Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old.
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I’m as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth.
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It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into.
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If you were not reasoned into your beliefs, you cannot be reasoned out of them.
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Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches as to conceive how others can be in want.
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An idle reason lessens the weight of the good ones you gave before.
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It is a maxim among these lawyers, that whatever hath been done before, may legally be done again: and therefore they take special care to record all the decisions formerly made against common justice and the general reason of mankind.
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I love good creditable acquaintance; I love to be the worst of the company.
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It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues.
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Ay, do despise me, I’m the prouder for it; I like to be despised.
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Brisk talkers are generally slow thinkers.
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Falsehood flies, and the truth comes limping after it.
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You should never be ashamed to admit you have been wrong. It only proves you are wiser today than yesterday.
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I said there was a society of men among us, bred up from their youth in the art of proving by words multiplied for the purpose, that white is black, and black is white, according as they are paid. To this society all the rest of the people are as slaves.
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