Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.
JONATHAN SWIFTNo wise man ever wished to be younger.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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There are few wild beasts more to be dreaded than a talking man having nothing to say.
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There are few, very few, that will own themselves in a mistake.
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The common fluency of speech in many men, and most women, is owing to a scarcity of matter and a scarcity of words; for whosoever is a master of language, and hath a mind full of ideas, will be apt, in speaking, to hesitate upon the choice of both.
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An idle reason lessens the weight of the good ones you gave before.
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Vision is seeing the invisible.
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That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that the accidental jumbling of the alphabet would fall into a most ingenious treatise of philosophy.
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A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.
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The bulk of mankind is as well equipped for flying as thinking.
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Argument is the worst sort of conversation.
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If a lump of soot falls into the soup and you cannot conveniently get it out, stir it well in and it will give the soup a French taste.
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There is nothing constant in this world but inconsistency.
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War: that mad game the world so loves to play.
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It is the talent of human nature to run from one extreme to another.
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Nothing is so great an example of bad manners as flattery. If you flatter all the company, you please none; If you flatter only one or two, you offend the rest.
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And surely one of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.
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