There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
JONATHAN SWIFTAn idle reason lessens the weight of the good ones you gave before.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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When I am reading a book, whether wise or silly, it seems to me to be alive and talking to me.
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I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed.
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For to enter the palace of learning at the great gate requires an expense of time and forms, therefore men of much haste and little ceremony are content to get in by the back-door.
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Wise people are never less alone than when they are alone.
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That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that the accidental jumbling of the alphabet would fall into a most ingenious treatise of philosophy.
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If you were not reasoned into your beliefs, you cannot be reasoned out of them.
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The best Maxim I know in this life is, to drink your Coffee when you can, and when you cannot, to be easy without it.
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Everyone desires long life, not one old age.
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Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.
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Positiveness is a good quality for preachers and speakers because, whoever shares his thoughts with the public will convince them as he himself appears convinced.
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For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery.
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Books, the children of the brain.
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Don’t set your wit against a child.
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Ale is meat, drink and cloth; it will make a cat speak and a wise man dumb.
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Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect.
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