No man will take counsel, but every man will take money. Therefore, money is better than counsel.
JONATHAN SWIFTAn idle reason lessens the weight of the good ones you gave before.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
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That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that the accidental jumbling of the alphabet would fall into a most ingenious treatise of philosophy.
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Perverseness is your whole defence.
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Vision is the Art of seeing Things invisible.
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When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.
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Words are but wind; and learning is nothing but words; ergo, learning is nothing but wind.
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There are few, very few, that will own themselves in a mistake.
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For to enter the palace of learning at the great gate requires an expense of time and forms, therefore men of much haste and little ceremony are content to get in by the back-door.
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Religion seems to have grown an infant with age, and requires miracles to nurse it, as it had in its infancy.
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Ale is meat, drink and cloth; it will make a cat speak and a wise man dumb.
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Live every day as your last, because one of these days, it will be.
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Falsehood flies, and the truth comes limping after it.
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Small causes are sufficient to make a man uneasy, when great ones are not in the way: for want of a block he will stumble at a straw.
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And surely one of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.
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Physicians ought not to give their judgment of religion, for the same reason that butchers are not admitted to be jurors upon life and death.
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