Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody’s face but their own.
JONATHAN SWIFTAn idle reason lessens the weight of the good ones you gave before.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.
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How is it possible to expect that mankind will take advice when they will not so much as take warning.
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Reasoning will never make a man correct an ill opinion, which by reasoning he never acquired
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When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.
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It is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal as death, should ever have been designed by providence as an evil to mankind.
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If a lump of soot falls into the soup and you cannot conveniently get it out, stir it well in and it will give the soup a French taste.
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It is computed that eleven thousand persons have at several times suffered death rather than submit to break their eggs at the smaller end.
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The worthiest people are the most injured by slander, as is the best fruit which the birds have been pecking at.
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Power is no blessing in itself, except when it is used to protect the innocent.
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The various opinions of philosophers have scattered through the world as many plagues of the mind as Pandora’s box did those of the body; only with this difference, that they have not left hope at the bottom.
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There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
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There’s none so blind as they that won’t see.
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No wise man ever wished to be younger.
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I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed.
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He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.
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