Every dog must have his day.
JONATHAN SWIFTAn idle reason lessens the weight of the good ones you gave before.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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How is it possible to expect that mankind will take advice when they will not so much as take warning.
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Every day is an opportunity to make a new happy ending. May you live all the days of your life.
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Good manners is the art of making those people easy with whom we converse. Whoever makes the fewest people uneasy is the best bred in the room.
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Brisk talkers are generally slow thinkers.
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It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues.
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Religion seems to have grown an infant with age, and requires miracles to nurse it, as it had in its infancy.
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For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery.
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That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that the accidental jumbling of the alphabet would fall into a most ingenious treatise of philosophy.
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It is computed that eleven thousand persons have at several times suffered death rather than submit to break their eggs at the smaller end.
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I’m as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth.
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I said there was a society of men among us, bred up from their youth in the art of proving by words multiplied for the purpose, that white is black, and black is white, according as they are paid. To this society all the rest of the people are as slaves.
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The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
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Physicians ought not to give their judgment of religion, for the same reason that butchers are not admitted to be jurors upon life and death.
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Party is the madness of many for the gain of a few.
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And surely one of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.
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