We of this age have discovered a shorter, and more prudent method to become scholars and wits, without the fatigue of reading or of thinking.
JONATHAN SWIFTThe common fluency of speech in many men, and most women, is owing to a scarcity of matter and a scarcity of words; for whosoever is a master of language, and hath a mind full of ideas, will be apt, in speaking, to hesitate upon the choice of both.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed.
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I’m as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth.
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Vision is seeing the invisible.
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He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.
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It is a miserable thing to live in suspense; it is the life of the spider.
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It is the talent of human nature to run from one extreme to another.
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No wise man ever wished to be younger.
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It is a maxim among these lawyers, that whatever hath been done before, may legally be done again: and therefore they take special care to record all the decisions formerly made against common justice and the general reason of mankind.
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Many a truth is told in jest.
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We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.
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If a lump of soot falls into the soup and you cannot conveniently get it out, stir it well in and it will give the soup a French taste.
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Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect.
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May you live all the days of your life.
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No man will take counsel, but every man will take money. Therefore, money is better than counsel.
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Although men are accused of not knowing their own weakness, yet perhaps few know their own strength. It is in men as in soils, where sometimes there is a vein of gold which the owner knows not of.
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