I’m as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth.
JONATHAN SWIFTI love good creditable acquaintance; I love to be the worst of the company.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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How is it possible to expect that mankind will take advice when they will not so much as take warning.
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The best Maxim I know in this life is, to drink your Coffee when you can, and when you cannot, to be easy without it.
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A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.
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It often happens that, if a lie be believed only for an hour, it has done its work, and there is no further occasion for it.
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There are few wild beasts more to be dreaded than a talking man having nothing to say.
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We are so fond on one another because our ailments are the same.
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Brisk talkers are generally slow thinkers.
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Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
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Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old.
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Books, the children of the brain.
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It is computed that eleven thousand persons have at several times suffered death rather than submit to break their eggs at the smaller end.
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Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.
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The various opinions of philosophers have scattered through the world as many plagues of the mind as Pandora’s box did those of the body; only with this difference, that they have not left hope at the bottom.
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Politics, as the word is commonly understood, are nothing but corruptions.
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Religion seems to have grown an infant with age, and requires miracles to nurse it, as it had in its infancy.
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