The bulk of mankind is as well equipped for flying as thinking.
JONATHAN SWIFTMany a truth is told in jest.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.
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Wise people are never less alone than when they are alone.
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It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues.
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It is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal as death, should ever have been designed by providence as an evil to mankind.
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Books, the children of the brain.
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There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
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Party is the madness of many for the gain of a few.
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There is no vice which mankind carries to such wild extremes as that of avarice.
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Ale is meat, drink and cloth; it will make a cat speak and a wise man dumb.
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I said there was a society of men among us, bred up from their youth in the art of proving by words multiplied for the purpose, that white is black, and black is white, according as they are paid. To this society all the rest of the people are as slaves.
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It often happens that, if a lie be believed only for an hour, it has done its work, and there is no further occasion for it.
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Although men are accused of not knowing their own weakness, yet perhaps few know their own strength. It is in men as in soils, where sometimes there is a vein of gold which the owner knows not of.
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The various opinions of philosophers have scattered through the world as many plagues of the mind as Pandora’s box did those of the body; only with this difference, that they have not left hope at the bottom.
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No man was ever so completely skilled in the conduct of life, as not to receive new information from age and experience.
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It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into.
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