Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody’s face but their own.
JONATHAN SWIFTReasoning will never make a man correct an ill opinion, which by reasoning he never acquired
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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You should never be ashamed to admit you have been wrong. It only proves you are wiser today than yesterday.
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Physicians ought not to give their judgment of religion, for the same reason that butchers are not admitted to be jurors upon life and death.
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It is a miserable thing to live in suspense; it is the life of the spider.
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We of this age have discovered a shorter, and more prudent method to become scholars and wits, without the fatigue of reading or of thinking.
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May you live all the days of your life.
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He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.
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It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues.
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Live every day as your last, because one of these days, it will be.
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There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
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We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.
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When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.
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Every dog must have his day.
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Good manners is the art of making those people easy with whom we converse. Whoever makes the fewest people uneasy is the best bred in the room.
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Vision is seeing the invisible.
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The stoical scheme of supplying our wants by lopping off our desires, is like cutting off our feet when we want shoes.
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