A nice man is a man of nasty ideas.
JONATHAN SWIFTNo man will take counsel, but every man will take money. Therefore, money is better than counsel.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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If a lump of soot falls into the soup and you cannot conveniently get it out, stir it well in and it will give the soup a French taste.
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There is nothing constant in this world but inconsistency.
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Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody’s face but their own.
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When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.
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Brisk talkers are generally slow thinkers.
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It is the talent of human nature to run from one extreme to another.
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The best Maxim I know in this life is, to drink your Coffee when you can, and when you cannot, to be easy without it.
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We are so fond on one another because our ailments are the same.
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Nothing is so great an example of bad manners as flattery. If you flatter all the company, you please none; If you flatter only one or two, you offend the rest.
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We of this age have discovered a shorter, and more prudent method to become scholars and wits, without the fatigue of reading or of thinking.
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Vision is the Art of seeing Things invisible.
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Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
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There is no vice which mankind carries to such wild extremes as that of avarice.
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This made me reflect, how vain an attempt it is for a man to endeavor to do himself honor among those who are out of all degree of equality or comparison with him.
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Small causes are sufficient to make a man uneasy, when great ones are not in the way: for want of a block he will stumble at a straw.
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