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No man will take counsel, but every man will take money. Therefore, money is better than counsel.

Jonathan Swift

There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
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Clothes Funny Head Money Myself Poor Time
Perverseness is your whole defence.
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One Liner Perseverance Protection
Books, the children of the brain.
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Book Children Head One Liner
I love good creditable acquaintance; I love to be the worst of the company.
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Company Goodness Love Myself Worst
Words are but wind; and learning is nothing but words; ergo, learning is nothing but wind.
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Learning Wind Word
It often happens that, if a lie be believed only for an hour, it has done its work, and there is no further occasion for it.
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Believe Occasion Time Work
A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.
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Head Heart Man Wisdom
I never knew a man come to greatness or eminence who lay abed late in the morning.
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Greatness Man Morning Success Worth
Nothing is so great an example of bad manners as flattery. If you flatter all the company, you please none; If you flatter only one or two, you offend the rest.
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Bad Flattery Flirty Greatness Offend Praise Yourself
The various opinions of philosophers have scattered through the world as many plagues of the mind as Pandora’s box did those of the body; only with this difference, that they have not left hope at the bottom.
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Body Difference Hope Opinion Philosophy
Falsehood flies, and the truth comes limping after it.
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Fake Philosophy Truth
Many a truth is told in jest.
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Comedy Joke One Liner Talk Truth
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
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Best Doctor Happiness Quiet
It is a miserable thing to live in suspense; it is the life of the spider.
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Insect Life Live Misery
Physicians ought not to give their judgment of religion, for the same reason that butchers are not admitted to be jurors upon life and death.
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Death Judgement Life Reason Religion
There are few wild beasts more to be dreaded than a talking man having nothing to say.
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Man Talk Wild

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