No man will take counsel, but every man will take money. Therefore, money is better than counsel.
JONATHAN SWIFTAnd surely one of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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Live every day as your last, because one of these days, it will be.
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I love good creditable acquaintance; I love to be the worst of the company.
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I’m as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth.
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It is a maxim among these lawyers, that whatever hath been done before, may legally be done again: and therefore they take special care to record all the decisions formerly made against common justice and the general reason of mankind.
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Politics, as the word is commonly understood, are nothing but corruptions.
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Wise people are never less alone than when they are alone.
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We are so fond on one another because our ailments are the same.
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It is the talent of human nature to run from one extreme to another.
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It is computed that eleven thousand persons have at several times suffered death rather than submit to break their eggs at the smaller end.
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There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
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Ay, do despise me, I’m the prouder for it; I like to be despised.
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Falsehood flies, and the truth comes limping after it.
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There are few, very few, that will own themselves in a mistake.
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The common fluency of speech in many men, and most women, is owing to a scarcity of matter and a scarcity of words; for whosoever is a master of language, and hath a mind full of ideas, will be apt, in speaking, to hesitate upon the choice of both.
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Good manners is the art of making those people easy with whom we converse. Whoever makes the fewest people uneasy is the best bred in the room.
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