Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.
JONATHAN SWIFTLive every day as your last, because one of these days, it will be.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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A nice man is a man of nasty ideas.
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The common fluency of speech in many men, and most women, is owing to a scarcity of matter and a scarcity of words; for whosoever is a master of language, and hath a mind full of ideas, will be apt, in speaking, to hesitate upon the choice of both.
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For to enter the palace of learning at the great gate requires an expense of time and forms, therefore men of much haste and little ceremony are content to get in by the back-door.
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Cruel people are ever cowards in emergency.
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I never knew a man come to greatness or eminence who lay abed late in the morning.
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War: that mad game the world so loves to play.
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We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.
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The best Maxim I know in this life is, to drink your Coffee when you can, and when you cannot, to be easy without it.
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Reasoning will never make a man correct an ill opinion, which by reasoning he never acquired
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Ay, do despise me, I’m the prouder for it; I like to be despised.
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This made me reflect, how vain an attempt it is for a man to endeavor to do himself honor among those who are out of all degree of equality or comparison with him.
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Live every day as your last, because one of these days, it will be.
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I love good creditable acquaintance; I love to be the worst of the company.
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Vision is seeing the invisible.
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If you were not reasoned into your beliefs, you cannot be reasoned out of them.
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