It is computed that eleven thousand persons have at several times suffered death rather than submit to break their eggs at the smaller end.
JONATHAN SWIFTWhen a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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It is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal as death, should ever have been designed by providence as an evil to mankind.
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Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches as to conceive how others can be in want.
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I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed.
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Party is the madness of many for the gain of a few.
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I never knew a man come to greatness or eminence who lay abed late in the morning.
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The best Maxim I know in this life is, to drink your Coffee when you can, and when you cannot, to be easy without it.
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A nice man is a man of nasty ideas.
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Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.
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Wise people are never less alone than when they are alone.
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Brisk talkers are generally slow thinkers.
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Religion seems to have grown an infant with age, and requires miracles to nurse it, as it had in its infancy.
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He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.
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Reason is a very light rider, and easily shook off.
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Small causes are sufficient to make a man uneasy, when great ones are not in the way: for want of a block he will stumble at a straw.
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I’m as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth.
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