It is computed that eleven thousand persons have at several times suffered death rather than submit to break their eggs at the smaller end.
JONATHAN SWIFTGood manners is the art of making those people easy with whom we converse. Whoever makes the fewest people uneasy is the best bred in the room.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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It is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal as death, should ever have been designed by providence as an evil to mankind.
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Although the devil be the father of lies, he seems, like other great inventors, to have lost much of his reputation by the continual improvements that have been made upon him.
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Vision is seeing the invisible.
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When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.
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Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect.
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The stoical scheme of supplying our wants by lopping off our desires, is like cutting off our feet when we want shoes.
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The best Maxim I know in this life is, to drink your Coffee when you can, and when you cannot, to be easy without it.
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A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.
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The worthiest people are the most injured by slander, as is the best fruit which the birds have been pecking at.
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Live every day as your last, because one of these days, it will be.
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I’m as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth.
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One enemy can do more hurt than ten friends can do good.
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I never knew a man come to greatness or eminence who lay abed late in the morning.
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Reasoning will never make a man correct an ill opinion, which by reasoning he never acquired
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If Heaven had looked upon riches to be a valuable thing, it would not have given them to such a scoundrel.
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