War: that mad game the world so loves to play.
JONATHAN SWIFTGood manners is the art of making those people easy with whom we converse. Whoever makes the fewest people uneasy is the best bred in the room.
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Cruel people are ever cowards in emergency.
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Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
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The worthiest people are the most injured by slander, as is the best fruit which the birds have been pecking at.
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Argument is the worst sort of conversation.
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May you live all the days of your life.
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It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into.
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Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody’s face but their own.
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I love good creditable acquaintance; I love to be the worst of the company.
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It is computed that eleven thousand persons have at several times suffered death rather than submit to break their eggs at the smaller end.
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There is no vice which mankind carries to such wild extremes as that of avarice.
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The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
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Every dog must have his day.
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The best Maxim I know in this life is, to drink your Coffee when you can, and when you cannot, to be easy without it.
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Poor nations are hungry, and rich nations are proud; and pride and hunger will ever be at variance.
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You should never be ashamed to admit you have been wrong. It only proves you are wiser today than yesterday.
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