“I think what I realized is that I can’t believe I made it to 50 years old.”

Life is full of challenges and surprises, and I’ve had my share.

I hate getting haircuts. It’s like going to the damn dentist, man.

I guess when we get older, we try so hard to get our game back. Sometimes it happens, and sometimes it doesn’t.

I make a lot of bogeys and a lot of birdies.

I’m the luckiest human being that ever walked.

I’ve tried to lose weight two or three times, and every time, my golf game was horrible.

A lion controls his jungle.

I’ve known Donald forever, and I know the bad things they say about Donald Trump is not true because I’ve known him as a friend for so long. I’ve seen what he’s done for all types of people.

Osteoarthritis is a tough thing, brother. If my knee was broke, I would have had it fixed. But my situation is totally different. It’s painful as hell is all I can say.

I’m not a religious person. I have a one-on-one relationship with God, but I don’t go to church like I should.

I’m not the most religous person in the world, but I think the good Lord up there has blessed me.

I was always the one asking everybody else if they were O.K. I never talked about my problems.

I need to play three or four weeks to get into a rhythm.

I like to have this gut to put my elbow on it when I putt because I did it for so long. I just feel healthier this way.

It’s amazing what a little money can do when it’s spent on the right reason.

I know how many people call him a racist and all this, and it just makes me sick because he’s not.

Fifty percent of life in the NBA is sex. The other 50 percent is money.

As a woman of color, I always have to be at 150 percent and better than everybody in the room to be considered competent.

In London the average person is paying 50 per cent of their income on rent. Just think how much better off people would feel if that number was a lot lower.

If you just do 50 to 60 shows a year, it’s not that much time away from home.

Villains are a ball. People have been laughing at me for 50 years, so I love to sit in the back of the theater and listen to them hate me.

I probably write a poem every 50 years.

Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their classes.

Every Friday I used to have about fifty, sixty kids who would wait for me on Sunset Boulevard and I’d take them all to dinner. All runaways.