“I don’t like watching golf on TV. I’d rather play.”

I’m the luckiest human being that ever walked.

I’ve tried to lose weight two or three times, and every time, my golf game was horrible.

A lion controls his jungle.

I’ve known Donald forever, and I know the bad things they say about Donald Trump is not true because I’ve known him as a friend for so long. I’ve seen what he’s done for all types of people.

Osteoarthritis is a tough thing, brother. If my knee was broke, I would have had it fixed. But my situation is totally different. It’s painful as hell is all I can say.

I’m not a religious person. I have a one-on-one relationship with God, but I don’t go to church like I should.

I’m not the most religous person in the world, but I think the good Lord up there has blessed me.

I was always the one asking everybody else if they were O.K. I never talked about my problems.

I need to play three or four weeks to get into a rhythm.

I like to have this gut to put my elbow on it when I putt because I did it for so long. I just feel healthier this way.

It’s amazing what a little money can do when it’s spent on the right reason.

I know how many people call him a racist and all this, and it just makes me sick because he’s not.

A lot of people would love my career. I’m not satisfied with it.

I’m happy being around my family.

If I go gambling the slots, some of my friends will come with me and play along with me.

I was a basket case, you know? When I got mad, I threw clubs, you know? And if things weren’t going well.

Good golf is easier to play-and far more pleasant-than bad golf.

Golf without bunkers and hazards would be tame and monotonous. So would life.

There are no shortcuts to good golf. The better players realize this.

The greatest thing for me is when someone comes up and says, ‘My son started playing golf because of you,’ or, ‘I started playing golf because of you,’ and all that.

There’s a lot of great athletes all over the world, and some of them don’t have the access or opportunity to play the game of golf.

Golf is day-to-day. It’s shot to shot; it’s not four days at a time.

I hate golf! I still can’t believe Alice Cooper plays golf!

I’m swimming every day and I’m even trying to get the golf swing working again – but that might take a little bit longer.