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I’m the first to admit this whole salary thing is getting out of control. In the final analysis, it’s still about the work.

Jim Carrey

The early bird gathers no moss! The rolling stone catches the worm.
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Bird Catch Stone
I don’t hate you for loving you. I just hate my heart for choosing someone like you.
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Break Up Choose Depression Hate Heart Love
Life is an ordeal, albeit an exciting one, but I wouldn’t trade it for the good old days of poverty and obscurity.
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Excitement Life Poverty Trade
Ya know what I do almost every day? I wash. Personal hygiene is part of the package with me.
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Hygine Package
For the most sensitive among us, the noise can be too much.
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Noise Sensitive
I used to be a guy who was experiencing the Universe, but now I feel like the Universe experiencing a guy.
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Experience Guy Universe
But, you know, you can’t be a star at home.
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Home One Liner Star
My life is not unlike Truman’s. I can’t go anywhere.
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Freedom Life
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they’re eating sandwiches.
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Hell Listen Noise Place
I don’t make it in regular channels, and that’s okay for me.
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Channel Regular
People need motivation to do anything. I don’t think human beings learn anything without desperation.
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Desperation Human Being Learning Motivational People
Psychologically, it’s what I love to be. Tearing apart a person from the inside out.
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Inside Love Person Psychology Tears
Maybe other people will try to limit me but I don’t limit myself.
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Inspirational Limitation People
I’ve always believed that you can funnel good things toward yourself by thinking positiviely.
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Believe Funnel Positive Thinking
Compassion is the currency that leads to true wealth.
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Compassion Currency One Liner True Wealth
My report card always said, ‘Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students’.
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Childhool Student

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