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Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they’re eating sandwiches.

Jim Carrey

Madness is never that far away. It’s as close as saying yes to the wrong impulse.
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Close Far Impulse Madness Wrong
One man’s toxic waste is another man’s potpourri.
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Man Toxic
It is better to risk starving to death than surrender. If you give up on your dreams, what’s left?
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Dreams Give Up Motivational Risk Surrender
I feel that we’re all lighthouses, and my job is to shine my light as brightly as I can to the darkness.
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Darkness Job Light
I used to draw a lot. If my mother would ask me to do something else, I’d have a hairy conniption. I’d just go crazy.
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Art Crazy Mother
I got a lot of support from my parents. That’s the one thing I always appreciated. They didn’t tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.
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Appreciation Parents Stupidity Support
There was a time when people said, ‘Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.’ Now they just say, ‘Pay him!’
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Face Freeze Pay Society Success Time
Life is an ordeal, albeit an exciting one, but I wouldn’t trade it for the good old days of poverty and obscurity.
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Excitement Life Poverty Trade
But, you know, you can’t be a star at home.
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Home One Liner Star
If I’m not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.
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Funny Minute Wait
Fear is going to be a player in your life, but you get to decide how much.
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Decision Fear Inspirational Life Player
You can fail at what you don’t want, so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love.
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Chance Failure Inspirational Love Risk
Ever since I started to get recognition I’ve picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.
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Certain Fan Recognition Reverse Stalk
Your need for acceptance can make you invisible in this world. Don’t let anything stand in the way of the light that shines through this form. Risk being seen in all of your glory.
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Acceptance Glory Invisible Light Need Risk Shine World
You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.
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Dangerous Lige Music Trouble
Everything can be made fun of. The most serious things are ripe for making fun of them.
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Fun Serious

Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they’re eating sandwiches.

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