Human things have long since jumped the shark.
JIM CARREYMaybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they’re eating sandwiches.
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Free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
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The effect you have on others is the most valuable currency there is.
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My focus is to forget the pain of life. Forget the pain, mock the pain, reduce it. And laugh.
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I don’t believe in hope. Hope is a beggar. Hope walks through the fire, faith leaps over it.
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
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Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they’re eating sandwiches.
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Ya know what I do almost every day? I wash. Personal hygiene is part of the package with me.
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When things are really bad the only thing to do is laugh.
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If you give up on your dreams, what’s left?
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Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.
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I used to be a guy who was experiencing the Universe, but now I feel like the Universe experiencing a guy.
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I just want to be myself.
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I don’t remember yesterday. I pretty much live in the moment.
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Beware of the unloved, because they will eventually hurt themselves or others.
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Solitude is dangerous. It’s very addictive.
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