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There’s more to life than making shallow, fairly obvious observations.

Jerry Seinfeld

Magazines are another medium I love, because 95% is simply based on ‘How the hell are we going to fill all this blank space?
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Love Magazines Medium Space
Pain is usually represented by lightning attacking the guy. Glowing redness is also popular. Sometimes parts of the guy would just burst into flames.
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Flame Glowing Pain Popular Something
This is one of my big things of creative pursuits. You have your idea you want to do, but then you got to figure out what does this thing want to be? You got to let it lead you a little.
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Creative Idea Pursuit Want
I can’t go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?
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Bad Movie Sarcastic Stranger
That’s why breakups take two or three times- to build up immunity.
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Breakup Build Immunity Three Two
Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there’s no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.
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Funny Humorous Music
See, you know how to take the reservation, you just don’t know how to hold the reservation and that’s really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody can just take them.
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Important Know Reservation Reservations
There’s more to life than making shallow, fairly obvious observations.
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Life More Obvious Shallow
The toughest nights when I was a young, unknown comedian were opening for these real old-time Italian singers. I’m like Grace Jones to them. “This guy is nuts-talking about socks. Where’s the wife jokes, where’s the fat jokes?”
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Comedian Funny Night Real
[I like to] engage with funny people, or weird people, or, you know, kind of off people. [Whereas when I meet] anybody who’s … normal … I’m not curious, I’m not interested.
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Engage Kind Normal People
I love how you just make coffee and then somehow something gets done.
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Coffee Emotion Make Somehow
Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking. #2 is death. That means that at a funeral, the average American would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.
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Average Country Funeral Mean People
I didn’t know every day I would be discussing the tone of my voice with my wife. I thought it was a marriage. Apparently, it’s a musical.
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Funny Marriage Voice Wife
If airline seat cushions are such great flotation devices, why don’t you ever see anyone take one to the beach?
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Airline Beach Devices
If I want a long, boring story with no point to it, I have my life.
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Bore Long Need Stories
Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets.
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Amazing Broke Dog Funny Inspire

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